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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Gonna end every insult with โ€œbut in a good wayโ€.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Money canโ€™t buy happiness, until youโ€™re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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"Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒŽ Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ฅ #KindnessOverChaos"



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