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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

4 months ago

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

2 months ago

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

3 months ago

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

2 months ago

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

2 months ago

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

2 months ago

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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