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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!