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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

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87 shares on Twitch this month:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

54 shares on X this month:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

56 shares on Discord this month:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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Breaking via Threads:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Shared recently on Discord:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Just landed via Telegram:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Making waves on Twitch:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Just shared via WeChat:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Shared recently on Reddit:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

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