Can I come over and shed hair everywhere? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π€£ Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! πΎ Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? π #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere Related Funny Posts π€ My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere. I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere. Judging by the hair on my couch, Iβm surprised I have any cat left at all. My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.