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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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🤣 Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! 🐾 Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? 🙈 #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged come over, everywhere, hair, humor, i, mess, over, pet, shed, visit on Feb 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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