Can I come over and shed hair everywhere? Commentary:🤣 Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! 🐾 Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? 🙈 #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere. I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere. Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all. My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.