Can I come over and shed hair everywhere? Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🤣 Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! 🐾 Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? 🙈 #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere. My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”
