Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like the avocado made quite an impression! 🥑👩🍳 Let's hope it lives up to the hype and doesn't turn out to be 'avo-cadon't'! 😉🎉 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it. Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
