Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.
