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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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