Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado. Commentary:Looks like the avocado made quite an impression! 🥑👩🍳 Let's hope it lives up to the hype and doesn't turn out to be 'avo-cadon't'! 😉🎉 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado. ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it. Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.