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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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Witty quote about budgeting with playful humor and a humorous, relatable vibe.

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When your budget's tighter than a lid on a pickle jar 😂💸 #AdultingStruggles

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

I used to have a great future in my past.

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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