“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.