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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.