Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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I remember sex. That was cool.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.