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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Aura is the real business card.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.