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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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HDMI cords are like the reigning champions in the cable worldโ€”always connecting and never asking for more than a good plug-in! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ“บโšก



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