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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

51 shares on Slack this month:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

You lose some, you lose some more.

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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