Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).
Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they're Italian???).

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🤣 “Watching ‘The Godfather’ is like playing a game of ‘spot the Italian’ on steroids! 🇮🇹 Who knew there were so many pasta-loving mobsters in one movie?! 🍝😂”

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