Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable. Commentary:"Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? πππ #SpaceLife" Related Funny Quotes π€ I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails. You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing. It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle. I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild. Girls β¦ I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision wonβt seem so reasonable anymore.