Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.