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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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"Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? πŸŒπŸš€πŸ˜‚ #SpaceLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 5, 9, 9 to 5, cosmic, daily, daily grind, floating, grind, humor, irony, reasonable, rock, sounds, space, work on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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