For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Commentary:
“Being afraid of failure and lacking motivation – it’s like having a GPS but being too scared to hit ‘start’ on the journey! 🤷‍♂️ Don’t worry, failure is just the universe redirecting you to success… with a few detours! 🚗💨”

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