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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.