For whom the doom scrolls! Commentary:"Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll. For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about. I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages. That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow. If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.