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Funny 911 quotes

Saw an article on "100 things to do before you die." Was surprised Call 911 didn't make the list.

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I'm fine!

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025