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Commentary:
"That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"
685 Funny activity quotes
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.
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Commentary:
"Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"
The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.
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Commentary:
"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"
Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.
Commentary:
"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"
We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.
Commentary:
🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️♂️🍿
Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.
Commentary:
"Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"
If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?
Commentary:
"Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"
It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.
Commentary:
"Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂