Commentary:
"Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"
685 Funny activity quotes
Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
Commentary:
"When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟♂️📺😂"
Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.
Commentary:
"Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"
No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.
Commentary:
"Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"
Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.
Commentary:
"When the bartender starts looking like Simon Cowell, you know it's time to hit the stage! 🎤🍻😂"
Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.
Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"
I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.
Commentary:
🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦
When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.
Commentary:
"Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"