Commentary:
"Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️♂️🚪"
685 Funny activity quotes
The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.
Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"
If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
Commentary:
"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.
Commentary:
"Just trying to illuminate the situation, one lamp at a time! 🕯️💡😆"
Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.
Commentary:
"When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"
The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.
Commentary:
"Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"
If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
Commentary:
"Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂"
I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.
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Commentary:
"Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"
The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.
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Commentary:
"Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"
Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.
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Commentary:
"Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"