Commentary:
"Taking 'commitment issues' to a whole new level! 😂📚🔞"
74 Funny addiction quotes
Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels prod…
You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.
Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go…
I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good l…
Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retar…
There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their p…
Commentary:
Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨
I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.
Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.
I’m addicted to placebos.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of mind over matter happening here! 💊😄 Who needs the real deal when you can get your fix from good ol' placebos, am I right? It's all about that placebo effect magic! ✨🧠 #PlaceboPower