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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Share →: The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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When you need a time machine to get all the jokes, but you're still rockin' like it's 1999! 🎸🕺💾
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Share →: I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Feeling like a twenty-something until bedtime hits at 9 PM 😂⏰ #YoungAtHeart
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Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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