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Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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Dec 12, 2025

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Spotted on Discord:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Going viral on TikTok:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Shared recently on Slack:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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Trending via Messenger:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Spotted on Facebook:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Spotted on Twitch:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Going viral on Twitch:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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