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34 Funny anticipation quotes

I'm really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I think I'ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I'm not home.

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday.

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025