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Turning every work email into a game of "Not It!" 😜📧🙅♂️
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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.
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When Sunday Funday turns into Sunday Scaries by 8 p.m.! Guess the couch won today 🍕🛋️😅
It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.
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When you’re the grocery store's equivalent of a haunted shopping cart 🛒👻 just floating through the aisles waiting for snack approval! 🍫🍿
Do British people still do the accent when nobody’s around?
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Wondering if Brits switch to 'silent mode' when alone 🤔🎤✨
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”
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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.
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Mondays are like boomerangs; no matter how hard I try, they just keep coming back! 🙄🔄😂
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
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Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.
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When your sixth sense is more like a sixth sense of humor 😂🔮 #EmpathLife