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When you’re the grocery store's equivalent of a haunted shopping cart 🛒👻 just floating through the aisles waiting for snack approval! 🍫🍿
173 Funny around quotes
Do British people still do the accent when nobody’s around?
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Wondering if Brits switch to 'silent mode' when alone 🤔🎤✨
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”
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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.
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Mondays are like boomerangs; no matter how hard I try, they just keep coming back! 🙄🔄😂
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
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Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.
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When your sixth sense is more like a sixth sense of humor 😂🔮 #EmpathLife
I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.
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Sounds like the perfect time for my daily existential crisis! 🌌🤔✨
Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?
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Guess they’re just stuck in an endless search for the last gas station with a restroom! 🚗💨⛽😆