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Sounds like the perfect time for my daily existential crisis! 🌌🤔✨
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Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?
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Guess they’re just stuck in an endless search for the last gas station with a restroom! 🚗💨⛽😆
You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.
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When your Uber driver shows up with a seesaw, you know it's going to be a long ride 😂🚂⬇️⬆️
Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.
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Someone's personality just stole the spotlight from the Christmas lights 🌟🎄😄
It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.
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Just found out my productivity is powered by the panic of unexpected guests! 😅🧹🏃♀️
Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?
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Just practicing my Oscar-winning performance of "Oh, for me? I couldn't possibly… okay, just one!" 😇🍪🎭
Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.
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When you're surrounded by word vomit and forgot your umbrella! 🤦♂️🤷♀️💬💩
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
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Feeling the gravitational pull of the Sunday Scaries — must be the Microsoft Teams orbit 🤖📅🌌