Funny aspirations quotes

• Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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  6 days ago

  aspirations, demons, dress, fashion, humor, mindset, want

• When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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  2 weeks ago

  always, aspirations, business, business goals, childhood, childhood aspirations, dreams, girl, goals, growing, growth, humor, i, irony, little, little girl, needs, outcomes, satisfaction, transformative, transformative outcomes, user, user needs

• It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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  2 weeks ago

  aspirations, computer, cute, emails, grow, grow up, humor, kids, say, want

• Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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  2 weeks ago

  aspirations, career, five, humor, interview, job, job interview, life, me, procrastination, sabbatical, where, work, work life, yourself

• When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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  2 weeks ago

  aspirations, dream, dream job, dude, humor, i, job, just, know, life, me, relatable, someone, work

• You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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  2 weeks ago

  am, aspirations, choices, grow, grow up, humor, i, life, life choices, possibility, tired

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