Funny balls quotes

• It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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  2 days ago

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• So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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  3 days ago

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• Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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  3 days ago

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• Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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  3 days ago

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• Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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  1 week ago

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• Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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  2 weeks ago

  balls, bigger, comparison, confidence, everyone, humor, irony, perspective, problems

• I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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  2 months ago

  age, ball, balls, enough, FIFA, football, humor, joke, kicking, nostalgia, old, remember, soccer, sports

• Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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  3 months ago

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