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5 months ago
Share →: “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Commentary:
"Trying to sneak a sip of gravy in the bathroom? 🤔🍴 Looks like someone's taking 'dining in private' to a whole new level! Just remember, gravy belongs on food, not in your cup. 😂 #GravyGoesOnPlateNotInMouth"
5 months ago
Share →: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Commentary:
"Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"
5 months ago
Share →: If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Commentary:
"Stay hydrated, folks! 🚽💦 Avoid drama by keeping your bladder busy. Who needs reality TV when you've got nature's call to answer to? Stay hydrated, stay drama-free! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic struggle of modern existence – the eternal battle between hand dryers and paper towel dispensers. Time truly becomes a nebulous concept in this gripping saga of bathroom confusion ⏳🤔💨🤲🧻. Just when you think you've conquered the hand-drying realm, the paper towel dispenser swoops in to challenge your very understanding of reality! It's a cruel, never-ending cycle of bathroom antics that leaves us all questioning our place in this chaotic
5 months ago
Share →: Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Commentary:
Looks like someone got a clear view of reality! 🪟😂 Sometimes life's surprises are not as glamorous as we hope for. You wanted frosted glass but got a harsh reality check instead!
5 months ago
Share →: I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Well, it looks like this kitty couldn't resist being your purr-sonal paparazzi, capturing all your glamorous bathroom moments! 🐱📸 Just remember: always make time for those impromptu photo shoots, especially when a feline fan is involved! 🚽😺 #BathroomBuddies"
5 months ago
Share →: ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the true light at the end of the tunnel was actually just the bathroom light all along? 🚽💡✨ #BathroomIlluminationGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Commentary:
🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals
5 months ago
Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Commentary:
"Looks like the spider was just trying to send you on a spontaneous vacation! 🕷️🏝️ No need for a travel agent when you have arachnid room service, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Commentary:
Well, I guess sometimes silence really isn't golden when it comes to bathroom exhaust fans! 🤫✨ Who knew a little hum could make all the difference in the world of ventilation? Just another reminder that even the most unassuming things can have their moment to shine…or in this case, whirl! 🔇💨😂