90 Funny bathroom quotes

• I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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  bathroom, bodily, bodily function, control, drink, function, humor, i, less, need, pee, peeing, situation, water

• It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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  1 week ago

  bathroom, bathroom break, break, breaks, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, important, office, productivity, stay, take, water, work

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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  1 week ago

  apology, bathroom, bathroom scale, corner, humor, i, joke, liar, lie, little, personification, put, scale, stay, weight, where

• I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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  1 week ago

  aging, am, bathroom, complaint, forty, frustration, going, humor, i, should, sick, time, tired

• There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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  bathroom, bed, being, comfort, comfy, frustration, hate, i, inconvenience, night, nothing, pee, sleep

• Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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  allowed, asking, authority, bathroom, believe, childhood, hell, i, life, memory, permission, school, sometimes, spent, teacher, told

• Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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  after, bathroom, disappointment, having, hygiene, life, poop, right, shower, things

• I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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  1 week ago

  again, bathroom, bathroom scale, battery, change, frustration, hate, honesty, humor, i, scale, telling, truth, weight

• What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward situation, bathroom, even, knock, privacy, protocol, say, situation, someone, stall

• Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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  bathroom, bathrooms, family, finish, full, home, house, humor, internet, just, life, life tip, patience, prank, someone, tip, turn, waiting, wifi

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