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Funny bathroom quotes

Nov 2
Share →: Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.
Oct 17
Share →: I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
Oct 15
Share →: ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.
Sep 28
Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.
Sep 28
Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
Sep 23
Share →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.
Sep 22
Share →: Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.
Sep 22
Share →: Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Sep 22
Share →: Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.
Sep 22
Share →: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.