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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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Funny bathroom quotes add a humorous touch to one of our most private spaces! 🚽😂 From witty comments about bathroom habits to playful observations on the quirks of toilet time, these quotes bring a smile to the everyday routine. Enjoy a laugh as you embrace the lighter side of bathroom moments! 😄🛁

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4 days ago
Share →: The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦
5 days ago
Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
5 days ago
Share →: Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
2 weeks ago
Share →: My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who needs a week to recover from it all? 🙈😂 #VitaminsCanOnlyDoSoMuch"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Commentary:
"Level up your heist skills: become a Time Bandit! 🚽⏰🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Commentary:
"Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"
4 weeks ago
Share →: At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Commentary:
"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"
1 month ago
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Commentary:
"When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"
2 months ago
Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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Commentary:
"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
2 months ago
Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Commentary:
"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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