Funny Bathroom Quotes That Will Have You Laughing in the Stall! 🚽😂

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

3 months ago2 months ago

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

3 months ago2 months ago

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

3 months ago2 months ago

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

3 months ago2 months ago

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

3 months ago2 months ago

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

4 months ago2 months ago

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

4 months ago2 months ago

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

5 months ago2 months ago

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

5 months ago2 months ago

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Nov 2, 20232 months ago

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Oct 15, 2023Oct 15, 2023

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Sep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 2, 2023

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 11, 2023