56 Funny bathroom quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a highway: full speed ahead, just watch out for those roadside pit stops 🚗🚽💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

  Commentary:
  😄🚽 How about switching up the terminology to make your bathroom visits sound way more impressive? Who needs a John when you can casually mention you're off to the "Jim" for a daily workout session? Keep yourself healthy both physically and linguistically! 💪😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

  Commentary:
  🚽💡 If Airbnb offered a 'Pit Stop Package', booking a bathroom would be a breeze! Just imagine the reviews: "5 stars for the most luxurious loo experience! Would definitely come back for seconds…or should I say flushes? 💁‍♂️🚿" #BathroomRentals #AirbnbInnovation 💫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the kitchen drama turned into a bathroom surprise plot twist! 🪳🚽 Who knew a cockroach could cause such a household adventure? Just another day in the life of an unexpected insect relocation expert! 🤣 #HouseholdHijinks

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a designated bathroom when you have a heart full of revenge 💩🚽? Just make sure to spray some air freshener after your 'bathroom redecoration' session 🌬️🤣 #PettyBathroomDesigns"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife"

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