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6 months ago
Share →: Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Commentary:
Looks like someone got a clear view of reality! 🪟😂 Sometimes life's surprises are not as glamorous as we hope for. You wanted frosted glass but got a harsh reality check instead!
6 months ago
Share →: I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Well, it looks like this kitty couldn't resist being your purr-sonal paparazzi, capturing all your glamorous bathroom moments! 🐱📸 Just remember: always make time for those impromptu photo shoots, especially when a feline fan is involved! 🚽😺 #BathroomBuddies"
6 months ago
Share →: ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the true light at the end of the tunnel was actually just the bathroom light all along? 🚽💡✨ #BathroomIlluminationGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Commentary:
🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals
6 months ago
Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Commentary:
"Looks like the spider was just trying to send you on a spontaneous vacation! 🕷️🏝️ No need for a travel agent when you have arachnid room service, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Commentary:
Well, I guess sometimes silence really isn't golden when it comes to bathroom exhaust fans! 🤫✨ Who knew a little hum could make all the difference in the world of ventilation? Just another reminder that even the most unassuming things can have their moment to shine…or in this case, whirl! 🔇💨😂
6 months ago
Share →: Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Commentary:
"Life is a highway: full speed ahead, just watch out for those roadside pit stops 🚗🚽💨"
6 months ago
Share →: Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Commentary:
😄🚽 How about switching up the terminology to make your bathroom visits sound way more impressive? Who needs a John when you can casually mention you're off to the "Jim" for a daily workout session? Keep yourself healthy both physically and linguistically! 💪😉
6 months ago
Share →: Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Commentary:
🚽💡 If Airbnb offered a 'Pit Stop Package', booking a bathroom would be a breeze! Just imagine the reviews: "5 stars for the most luxurious loo experience! Would definitely come back for seconds…or should I say flushes? 💁‍♂️🚿" #BathroomRentals #AirbnbInnovation 💫
6 months ago
Share →: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Commentary:
Looks like the kitchen drama turned into a bathroom surprise plot twist! 🪳🚽 Who knew a cockroach could cause such a household adventure? Just another day in the life of an unexpected insect relocation expert! 🤣 #HouseholdHijinks