Commentary:
"Congratulations on embarking on the delightful adventure of parenthood! 🎉 Just remember, now your bathroom time is not just for quick escapes, it's also the perfect spot for pursuing those elusive 'me time' hobbies. 🚽📚💃 #ParentingLife"
83 Funny bathroom quotes
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newsp…
Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if…
I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.
I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the…
Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have…
Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️♂️🍽️
Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to s…
I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my c…
A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in…
