56 Funny bathroom quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a sparkling bathroom could be the secret to a well-groomed beard? 💈🚽 Cleanliness is truly the unsung hero of male grooming routines! Just don't blame the beard for clogging the drain 😅 #BathroomMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Sounds like your bathroom is hosting a secret toothpaste Olympics! 🦷💥 Who needs a toothbrush when you've got toothpaste cannons in the house? Watch out for those little toothpaste snipers! 🔫😆 #KidsWillBeKids

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew seasoning your food and your bathroom could be so stylish? 🧂🚽✨ Talk about adding some flavor to your bathroom experience! 😉 #SpiceUpYourLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew scrubbing toilets could be so suspenseful? 🚽🕵️‍♀️ Just be sure to dispose of that DNA evidence properly! 🔍💼 #cleaningcrimescene"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

  Commentary:
  "Here's some advice for those living in glass houses: if you want to maintain a bit of privacy, consider outfitting your bathroom with frosted glass. Nobody wants a peek-a-boo moment in the loo! 🚽🔍😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

  Commentary:
  🚽💼 "Toilets are definitely not the scene of the crime! No need for CSI here, just clean up on Aisle 2!" 😄🧹

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the bathroom could be the hottest spot in town?! 🎶💃 Club Pee Pee, where you can boogie while you… well, you know! 😉🚽"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs locked doors and puzzles when nature calls with urgency? 💩💥 Just remember, no hints needed for this escape mission! 😂 #DiarrheaDiaries"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have palm trees in your toilet? 🌴 Just keep the sand and seagulls out! 🚽🏖️ #BreakingBathroomRules"

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