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6 months ago
Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"
6 months ago
Share →: Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife
6 months ago
Share →: I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Commentary:
🌟 "Who needs a stunt double when you've got the adrenaline rush of a nighttime bathroom mission? It's a suspenseful journey filled with unexpected obstacles like rogue furniture and ninja cat attacks! 🚽💫 Just call me the Bathroom Ninja!" 🦸‍♂️ #MidnightAdventure #StuntDoubleNeeded
6 months ago
Share →: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️
6 months ago
Share →: Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Commentary:
"Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"
6 months ago
Share →: A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Commentary:
"Who knew a sparkling bathroom could be the secret to a well-groomed beard? 💈🚽 Cleanliness is truly the unsung hero of male grooming routines! Just don't blame the beard for clogging the drain 😅 #BathroomMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Commentary:
🤣 Sounds like your bathroom is hosting a secret toothpaste Olympics! 🦷💥 Who needs a toothbrush when you've got toothpaste cannons in the house? Watch out for those little toothpaste snipers! 🔫😆 #KidsWillBeKids
6 months ago
Share →: Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Commentary:
"Who knew seasoning your food and your bathroom could be so stylish? 🧂🚽✨ Talk about adding some flavor to your bathroom experience! 😉 #SpiceUpYourLife"