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Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎
39 Funny beer quotes
Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.
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Looks like it's time for a "CTRL + Alt + Del" from all those virtual meetings 🍻😂🎧
As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.
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When the sun clocks in, my beer clock starts ticking—I'm just following the laws of fizz-ics! ☀️🍺😄
When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.
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Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.
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"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"
Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?
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"Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! 🧀👑🍺 #FiveBeerPlan"
Beer is like weed for people with jobs.
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"When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! 🍻😂"
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…
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"When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"
I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.
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"Shower beers: the sudsy solution to keep your tears company 🚿🍺😂"
Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
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"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"