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Funny biblical quotes bring a playful twist to timeless stories πŸ“œβœ¨, showing that faith and laughter can go hand in hand πŸ˜‚πŸ™. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle during your daily devotion or a lighthearted way to share wisdom, these gems remind us that even ancient texts have a sense of humor πŸ˜‡πŸŽ‰. Get ready to smile and see scripture in a whole new, fun light! πŸ“–πŸ˜„

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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