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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Spotted on Discord:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Going viral on Twitch:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Breaking via X:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Spreading quickly via X:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Just landed via Discord:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Seen just now on Slack:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Just shared via Messenger:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Shared recently on Slack:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Just shared via YouTube:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Just landed via Messenger:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Just landed via Messenger:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Trending via Instagram:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Making waves on TikTok:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Going viral on Discord:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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