Funny bother quotes

• Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

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  2 days ago

  bother, even, guy, humor, interaction, joke, me, next, public, public transport, stranger, Subway, telling, ticklish, transport, trying

• Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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  1 week ago

  best, bother, boundary, call, communication, home, humor, me, phone, phone call, reach, time, timing, work

• Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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  2 months ago

  bother, confusion, direction, geography, humor, i, irony, knowledge, me, self-awareness, sense, travel, where

• Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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  2 months ago

  bother, bothering, humor, introvert, irony, people, self, social, staying, yourself

• New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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  2 months ago

  am, bother, bothering, communication, dropped, email, humor, i, interest, just, new, opener

• Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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  4 months ago

  advice, bother, going, hell, humor, letting, people, stop

• Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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  6 months ago

  bother, communication, debt, humor, late, late reply, love, me, money, patience, relationship, reply, take, time

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