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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Share →: Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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"Lost and clueless, a true citizen of the world! 🌍🗺️ Who needs maps when you have a sense of adventure (and zero sense of direction)? 😄 #GlobalCitizen #LostButHappy"
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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"Who knew that the best way to annoy others is by simply minding your own business? 🤷‍♂️ Just remember, if you're not bothering anyone, you're probably bothering someone! 😉 #TheIrony"
6 months ago
Share →: New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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"Breaking news: A revolutionary email opener has hit the scene! 💌✨ Say 'I am interested in bothering you!' and watch those responses flood in like never before. Who knew bothering someone could be so engaging? 😜 #EmailGameChanger"

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Making waves on Slack:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Seen just now on Twitch:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Trending via Slack:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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