Funny candidate quotes

• Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

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  4 hours ago

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• I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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  2 months ago

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• I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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  5 months ago

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