Funny cauliflower quotes

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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Reported for trying to convert me into a vegetable cult member 🥦🚨😂

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Once this broccoli becomes a lawyer, there are no excuses left! 🌿📚💼

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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Cauliflower: the undercover superhero of the veggie world! 🥦✨ Who knew it could turn heads and not just be "broccoli's cousin"? 😂

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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"When your cauliflower insists it's a T-bone, but it's clearly a florets-in-disguise 😂🥦🍖"

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Commentary:
"Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"