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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025