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Funny celery quotes

Funny celery quotes are here to turn this crunchy veggie into the star of your snack time! πŸ₯¬πŸ˜‚ Whether you love it or find it a bit bland, these witty lines will make you see celery in a whole new light 🌟πŸ₯’ Get ready to laugh, share, and maybe even crave some celery sticks after reading these hilarious takes on everyone’s favorite green crunch! πŸ˜„πŸŒΏ #VeggieHumor #CeleryLaughs

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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