Funny celery quotes

• Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

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  4 days ago

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• Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, celery, diet, food, humor, joke, pizza, vegetables, water

• Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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  2 months ago

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• There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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  2 months ago

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• One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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  2 months ago

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