Funny checkout line quotes

• I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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  2 months ago

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• Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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  2 months ago

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• If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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  2 months ago

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