Commentary:
"Standing at the checkout line is like being in a reverse popularity contest. 😂🛒 Those in front are the contenders, while the real winners are quietly waiting at the back! 🥇 #BackOfTheLineForTheWin"
Funny checkout line quotes
Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
Commentary:
"Oh, the kingly art of choosing the slowest checkout line—truly a Jedi master level skill! 💁♂️⏳ May your patience be everlasting, and your groceries never wilt in the wait! 🛒😅 #ChampionOfCheckoutChaos"
If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
Commentary:
Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace
Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate talent of navigating the treacherous checkout line maze! 🛒🤦♂️ It's like a secret power that always leads to the slowest line! Who knew selective incompetence could be so prevalent at the register? 😅 #ShoppingChronicles"