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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
197 Funny childhood quotes
When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!
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Guess that pig was after some killer ham bargains! 🐷🛒😆
Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.
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Chasing the dream since the playground days! 🏖️😴 #RetirementGoals
Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.
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I guess we peaked at tamagotchis and dunkaroos, but adulting hit us with taxes and existential dread! 😅📟🍪💸
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.
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Looks like you've been practicing the art of side-stepping since childhood! 💃🏽🤔🌀
I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.
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Ah, the simpler times when all my life goals could fit in a Happy Meal box 🍟🍔🎁
You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.
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Been there, done that! I've mastered the art of finding exactly what wasn't asked for! 🔧😅👨🔧
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.
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That little girl knew what was up! #LifeGoals 😂🛌☕