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Learning the hard way that wrestling storylines aren’t family trees! 🎅🤼♂️👨👦
197 Funny childhood quotes
Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.
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Ah, the good old landline days—where the only password we needed was not picking up during dinner! 📞🤔😂
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.
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Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time 💸😂✨
I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.
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Hope you’re ready for that swingin’ lifestyle! Just remember, it's all about keeping your balance! 😜😂🎢
Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.
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I survived the ultimate childhood triathlon: outrunning dogs, dodging goats, and escaping the relentless beak of the wild chicken! 🐶🐐🐔😂
Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?
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Remembering those days when teachers doubled as restroom gatekeepers 🤔🚪 Who knew bladder control was part of the curriculum? 😂🚽📚
Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”
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I'm still shutting off lights like I'm personally funding the electric grid! 💡💸😅
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.
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Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗
Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.
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Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform 🧊🎨😂