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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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Share →: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Share →: My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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