12 Funny clarity quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

  Commentary:
  Looks like 20/20 vision is about to join the chat! 🤓👀✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

  Commentary:
  When it comes to hints, I'm on a strict see-no-clue diet. 🙈🤷‍♂️🔍

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning your glasses is like upgrading from a grainy VHS tape 📼 to high-definition Blu-ray quality! It's like giving your eyes a ticket to the VIP section of the visual world 🎟️👓👁️💫✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, therapy wasted on a shampoo promise! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a "clarify shampoo" for those misleading products. 🧴💔 Remember, it's all about managing expectations—both for your hair and your mental health! 😆✂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

  Commentary:
  It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to explain why I'm such an over-explainer: well, you see, it all started when I was a baby and I over-explained why I cried… 🤔💬 #StoryOfMyLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

  Commentary:
  "Communication is like a rollercoaster ride with me – buckle up and hold on tight because even I don't know where this sentence is going! 🎢😂 Let's embark on this wild linguistic journey together, discovering the meaning as it unfolds! 🤔🎉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of technology bringing our regrets to life in stunning clarity! 🌟📺 Don't you just wish memories could have a 'blur' filter sometimes? 😅 #LifeInHighDefinition

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days of percussive maintenance! 💥😂 Some people definitely could use a gentle tap on the 'antenna' to get their signal straight! 📺👋 #StayTunedForBetterReception"

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