Funny clarity quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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