13 Funny clarity quotes — Wordgag ツ

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

2 months ago2 months ago

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

5 months ago5 months ago

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Jan 28, 2025

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Jan 28, 2025

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Jan 28, 2025

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Jan 26, 2025

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Jan 23, 2025

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Jan 23, 2025

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Jan 22, 2025

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Jan 21, 2025