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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

2 weeks ago

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

3 months ago

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

3 months ago

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

3 months ago

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

3 months ago

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

3 months ago

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

3 months ago

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

3 months ago

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

3 months ago

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

3 months ago