14 Funny clarity quotes

• Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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  1 month ago

  clarity, hindsight, humor, i, post-standing, post-standing clarity, self-reflection, sitting, standing, time, whole

• OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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  2 months ago

  clarity, clear, communication, eyewear, glasses, going, humor, just, ok, put

• I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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  2 months ago

  accept, act, clarity, communication, dumb, humor, humor quote, i, irony, me, sarcasm, say, stubborn, stubborn act, stubbornness, wit

• Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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  2 months ago

  1080p, 360p, changing, clarity, cleaning, comparison, glasses, humor, vision

• I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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  2 months ago

  clarity, clear, communication, expectations, humor, i, misunderstanding, mixed, mixed signal, perfectly, relationship, signal, signals, thought

• Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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  2 months ago

  cancelled, clarity, clearer, damage, expectations, humor, i, irony, need, nothing, repairs, say, self-care, shampoo, therapy

• Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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  2 months ago

  age, clarity, clearer, getting, getting older, humor, i, older, perspective, photo, photo quality, quality, unfair, unfairness

• I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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  2 months ago

  clarity, communication, explain, humor, i, much, over-explainer, personality, self-awareness, things, too

• I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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  2 months ago

  ask, both, clarity, communication, confused, confusion, hate, here, humor, i, idea, insight, irony, learning, listen, me, meant, nonsense, people, same, say, something, time, understanding, wit

• Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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  2 months ago

  8K, bit, clarity, dolby, Dolby Vision, fuzzy, humor, memory, nostalgia, regrets, technology, vision

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