Funny clarity quotes

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Memories are a bit fuzzy - but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025