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Proof that the ultimate form of self-care is channeling your inner Sandler slob chic 😂🩳👕
61 Funny clothes quotes
Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.
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When my dog sees me in jeans instead of pajamas, he assumes I'm going to the Met Gala 🐶👖😆
I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.
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Sounds like you're just one closet away from a chore-lympics event! 🧺👕😂
Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?
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Taking procrastination to an Olympic level, one warm cycle at a time! 🔄👕😅
I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.
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Explains why my laundry basket is the real MVP! 🧺👚🙃
I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.
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Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
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Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.
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Looks like the romance just got a "scorching" plot twist! Who needs therapy when you've got gasoline, right? 😅🔥👕
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.
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"Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"
I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough go online shopping! 💳😄👗 #RetailTherapy"