Commentary:
Sounds like you're just one closet away from a chore-lympics event! 🧺👕😂
59 Funny clothes quotes
Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?
Commentary:
Taking procrastination to an Olympic level, one warm cycle at a time! 🔄👕😅
I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.
Commentary:
Explains why my laundry basket is the real MVP! 🧺👚🙃
I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.
Commentary:
Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.
Commentary:
Looks like the romance just got a "scorching" plot twist! Who needs therapy when you've got gasoline, right? 😅🔥👕
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.
Commentary:
"Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"
I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.
Commentary:
"When the going gets tough, the tough go online shopping! 💳😄👗 #RetailTherapy"
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
Commentary:
"Living that pajama princess life! 👑😴 #SlumberQueen"
The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.
Commentary:
"Achieved Level 5: Grandmaster of Grime 🧦👑 Next quest: Conquering Mt. Laundry 🧺💦"