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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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I love it when God gives me money.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Funny contemplation quotes bring a splash of laughter to those deep, brain-twisting moments 🤔😂. When life gets too serious, these witty gems remind us to pause, smile, and see the lighter side of overthinking 💭✨. Perfect for sparking joy and sharing chuckles with friends, they turn reflection into a fun adventure! Ready to tickle your mind and funny bone? Let’s dive into some hilarious thoughts that make pondering anything but boring! 🎉🧠

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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