Funny contemplation quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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