Funny contemplation quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Life is too short, and death is too long.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess I'll take the express lane through the snacks aisle! 🍕⏱️👻

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew? My life's calling was just a rocking chair away! 🪑😂☀️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious allure of the pre-dawn kitchen table…where dads go to contemplate the meaning of life (or maybe just figure out how many cups of coffee it takes to function). ☕️🤔 Rise and shine, it's time for some quality early morning pondering!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question pondered by the ponderers! 🤔 If enlightenment brightens our path, does endarkenment lurk in the shadows, waiting to trip us up? 😂 Watch out for those unexpected plot twists on the road to supreme wisdom! 🌟🕳️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a whole new level of relationship goals right there… 🤔💑 Who knew that sex could be the final frontier of love and togetherness? 😂💕 #CoupleGoals #AfterSexThoughts

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal pondering of a mind constantly questioning its own actions! 🤔🕵️‍♂️ It's like having a personal jury living rent-free in your brain, passing judgment on every decision from what to have for breakfast to how to style your socks. Just imagine the jury members in there furiously scribbling notes while you debate the important issues like laundry day or nap time. 🧦💭 Remember, in the courtroom of self, always aim

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