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Funny cosmic quotes

Funny cosmic quotes 🌌✨ bring a hilarious twist to the mysteries of the universe! Whether you’re stargazing or just daydreaming about aliens πŸ‘½, these witty lines will have you laughing among the stars. Get ready to explore space with a smile πŸ˜„πŸš€ and discover how humor makes the cosmos feel a little closer and a lot more fun!

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Posted on2 weeks ago

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Posted on2 weeks ago

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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