Funny cosmic quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the universe must be rolling its cosmic eyes at you, waiting for the sign to have its own sign! 🙄🌌 Don't worry, maybe it'll come with flashing lights and a big neon arrow next time! ⚡🔜 #SignierSignNeeded"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a celestial love story in the making! ✨ If stars could flirt, imagine the dazzling cosmic display we'd witness! 🌟 The universe would definitely be shipping this stellar romance! 💫 #ScienceMeetsRomance"

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