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Funny crow quotes

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Posted onJan 20, 2026

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