12 Funny culinary quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Good thing too, because I'm already guilty of pineapple love in the first degree! 🍍🍕😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have your wine and eat it too? This chef knows the secret ingredient to a good meal – just keep pouring until the food tastes as good as the chef feels!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Avocado is just green butter.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

  Commentary:
  Are you tired of waving goodbye to ordinary "food" and ready to greet the fancy "cuisine"? 🍴✨ Let your taste buds embark on a culinary adventure and bid adieu to food comas! 🎩🍽️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

  Commentary:
  "Ahoy there, landlubbers! 🚤 If gravy can sail the high seas of deliciousness in its own boat, why can't other foods join in the nautical adventure? ⛵ Let's set sail with some spaghetti boats, taco rafts, and pizza yachts! 🍝🌮🍕 Bon voyage to flavor town! ⚓️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

  Commentary:
  Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

  Commentary:
  "Pan-fried: making mouths water since forever 🍳🤤 But seriously, who wants shoe-flavored food? 🚫👟 Keep the frying pan away from the footwear, please! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old debate between pie purists and pie rebels! 🥧🍲 Who knew that pastry could be so essential in defining a true pie? Just remember, a soup in a hat is still a soup with a sense of fashion! 🎩😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

  Commentary:
  🐶🍽️ "When even the dog turns up his nose at your cooking, you know you've reached a whole new level of 'culinary expertise'. Maybe it's time to let that microwave have a turn in the spotlight! 😄👩‍🍳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

  Commentary:
  "Bruschetta: the food that leaves you torn between enjoying its deliciousness 🤤 and regretting the aftermath cleaning 🧹. It's a culinary rollercoaster ride! 🍅🥖 #MessyButWorthIt"

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