12 Funny culinary quotes

• There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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  controversy, culinary, culinary controversy, debate, food, food debate, fun, humor, laws, pineapple, pizza, pizza topping, quirky, topping

• I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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• Avocado is just green butter.

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• If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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  2 months ago

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• More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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• Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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• I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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  2 months ago

  cooking, culinary, food, fried, hate, humor, i, joke, love, menu, pan-fried, shoe

• A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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  2 months ago

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• You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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• Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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  2 months ago

  20, bruschetta, cooking, culinary, delicious, eating, food, humor, mess, percentages, snack

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