Funny quotes culinary

11 Funny culinary quotes

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

2 months ago

Avocado is just green butter.

3 months ago

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

3 months ago

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

3 months ago

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

3 months ago

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

3 months ago

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

3 months ago

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

3 months ago

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

3 months ago

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

3 months ago

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

3 months ago