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Funny dairy quotes

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

4 weeks ago

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

2 months ago

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

3 months ago

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

3 months ago