Funny dairy quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rebellious dairy connoisseur! Who needs clarified butter when you can have a moody and complex relationship with your dairy products? Let the butter be troubled and the milk be confused – it's all part of the drama in the dairy aisle!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

  Commentary:
  Looks like that cow's got a beef with traffic regulations 🐄🚗 I guess you could say the situation is utterly ridiculous! 🤣🥛

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

  Commentary:
  "Dear lactose-intolerant heathen, it's time to embrace the dairy and join the milky way of life! 🥛🐄 Don't be cheese-ist, lactose is gouda for you! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

  Commentary:
  "Two percent sounds suspiciously vague 🤔🥛 Who knows what mysteries lie in that remaining 98% – unicorns, aliens, the meaning of life? 🦄👽🤷‍♂️ Let's stick to the sure thing: no milk until we have all the facts! 🚫🥛 #MilkMystery"

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