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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on TikTok:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Trending via Reddit:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Spotted on Reddit:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Seen just now on X:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Funny defiance quotes

Funny defiance quotes bring a cheeky twist to standing your ground 😎🔥 They blend wit and rebellion, making it impossible not to smile while sticking to your guns 💥😂 Perfect for those moments when you want to say no with style and sass 😏✨ Ready to laugh and defy? Let’s dive into some hilarious words of boldness! 🎉💬

New funny defiance quotes 👇

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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5 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on Reddit this month:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

25 shares on Threads this month:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

22 shares on X this month:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

They expect me to work at work.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Just landed via TikTok:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Going viral on Twitch:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Breaking via Messenger:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Just shared via Threads:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Seen just now on X:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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