Funny demand quotes

• I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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  6 hours ago

  communication, demand, exaggeration, expectation, humor, i, max, minimum, motivation, need, relationship, shake

• Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, bomb, chest, demand, forgot, humor, panic, strapped, stress, ticking, ticking bomb

• The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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  2 months ago

  anything, ask, attitude, audacity, daily, daily struggle, demand, humor, life, me, motivation, procrastination, sarcasm, sheer, struggle, today

• When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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  2 months ago

  authority, charge, conversation, demand, humor, joke, meet, meeting, sibling, speak, twins

• I’m here by unpopular demand.

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  2 months ago

  arrival, demand, here, humor, self-deprecation, unpopular, wit

• Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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  2 months ago

  20, around, ask, demand, fun, having, humor, independence, money, parenting, right, teens, turn

• Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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  3 months ago

  bring, cops, demand, hours, humor, love, me, relationship, time, urgency

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