Funny demand quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

  Commentary:
  👯‍♂️ "When you run into twins, make sure to address the CEO of the duo! 🤣 Who knows, the one in charge might have all the twin-spired wisdom and authority! Double the trouble, double the fun, double the bossiness?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m here by unpopular demand.

  Commentary:
  🎤 "Well, well, looks like someone is here by unpopular demand! 🙈 Let's give a round of applause for being everyone's least favorite party guest! 😂 Who needs popularity anyway when you've got sarcasm and self-deprecation on your side, am I right? 😜 Keep shining bright like the lone star you are, my friend! ✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of raising teens – the masters of independence and the art of wallet whispering simultaneously! 🤑👩‍👧‍👦💸 #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Cupid has upped his game with some urgent requests! 🏹💘 Who knew love could come with a deadline and a "no cops" policy? Better start spreading those love arrows before time runs out! ⏳😄

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