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Funny demand quotes
When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.
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Feb 12, 2025
I’m here by unpopular demand.
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Jan 28, 2025
Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.
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Jan 25, 2025
Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.
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Jan 21, 2025