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Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Jan 2, 2026

3,636

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Just landed via Reddit:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Freshly posted on X:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Just landed via Facebook:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Trending via Discord:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Seen just now on X:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Going viral on Instagram:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Just shared via YouTube:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Funny digital interaction quotes

Funny digital interaction quotes 💻😂 bring a hilarious twist to our online lives! Whether you’re battling autocorrect fails or navigating endless emojis 🎉🤪, these witty lines capture the quirks of virtual communication. Perfect for sharing, giggling, and brightening up your feed 📱✨—get ready to LOL at the digital chaos we all know and love!

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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2 months ago

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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2 months ago

annoyance, annoying, before, conduct, digital, digital interaction, exit, exit interview, humor, i, interaction, interview, me, media, online, online humor, pretty, social, social media, someone, unfollow
“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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2 months ago

asked, away, ChatGPT, conversation, digital, digital interaction, flowers, grok, hours, humor, i, interaction, playful, poetic, well, whimsical, wipe
Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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2 months ago

affection, angel, compliment, digital, digital interaction, equivalent, forehead, humor, interaction, kindness, kissing, liking, me, media, post, social, social media

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20 shares on Telegram this month:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

20 folks are currently checking 👀

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,439

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Just shared via Discord:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Seen just now on X:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Just landed via Twitch:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Shared recently on Slack:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Trending via Threads:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Going viral on Messenger:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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