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When that (1) appears, I *totally* relate… it's like my computer's way of telling me it's ready to start a file-naming sequel trilogy 🎬😅📂
117 Funny digital quotes
We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.
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Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟
You’re my least favourite notification.
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When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂
I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.
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Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂
Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.
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Finally found the ultimate life hack: just disappear from the grid like a WiFi signal in the basement 😂📵✨
A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.
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Escaping online used to be my hobby, now escaping offline is my survival skill! 😆🔌🌍
I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.
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Sure, let's solve all societal issues by adding more screen time and caffeine! 😂💻☕️
Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.
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🌿👀 "Scrolling with maturity but those eyebrows have a mind of their own" 😅🧐
I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.
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Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶
Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.
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That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕