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I think my Tamagotchi would need therapy after spending too much time with me now 😂📵🐣
120 Funny digital quotes
Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”
Commentary:
Why does Prime Video feel like a friend who's always "accidentally" out of cash when it's time to pay the tab? 💸😂
I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.
Commentary:
Looks like your phone and those ads are now in a committed relationship! 📱❤️🎯
Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.
Commentary:
When that (1) appears, I *totally* relate… it's like my computer's way of telling me it's ready to start a file-naming sequel trilogy 🎬😅📂
We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.
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Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟
You’re my least favourite notification.
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When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂
I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.
Commentary:
Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂
Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.
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Finally found the ultimate life hack: just disappear from the grid like a WiFi signal in the basement 😂📵✨
A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.
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Escaping online used to be my hobby, now escaping offline is my survival skill! 😆🔌🌍
I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.
Commentary:
Sure, let's solve all societal issues by adding more screen time and caffeine! 😂💻☕️